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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3 Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the
house. Better wait outside.
'Cooter'
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75 Luv, 350 V8, TH350, Camaro rearend. New 1975 Luv Step side. Stock for now.
Grandmaster of the "Shade Tree" way.. I can't see the yard for all the cars. Come on down and we will sit on the porch and watch the grass grow.
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