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A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Thinking it may be time to explore a new career he wants to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" He asks the clerk.
The clerk sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is : The job entails you getting the women patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, have them lie down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair and then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000 but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi to apply"
Why, is that where the job is located?
No sir, that's where the end of the line is!"
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