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Two guys are out hunting, and as they are
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the
ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size
of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I
can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes
to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old truck
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it
in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count
one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over
the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush
behind them. As they turn around they see a goat
come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each
other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out
what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't
happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did
you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but
we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat
came running out of the bushes doin' about a hundred
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"

The old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I
had him chained to a transmission!"

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