A guy met up with an older woman at a bar one night. She looked OK for a 50-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a real hot daughter.
They drank a bit, danced a bit, snuggled a bit , and she asked if he'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?" he asked
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
He said, "No" - excitedly.
They partied a bit more, then she said that tonight was his "lucky night" because she wanted to take him him home to her place and give him his first "Sportsman's Double".
He paid their tab, and immediately headed back to her place. All the way there, he though of what he was fortunate enough to about to experience, and was getting quite worked up about what he was imagined was going to happen.
As soon as they got inside, she turned on the hall light, and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
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