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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back
in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life.

Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life......

As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of
your life!!!!!"

Then POOF!.... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend; "Fred,
where are you?"

Fred yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Dave shouted back, "DON'T SWING, FRED; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

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FIAA!

SFPP!

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86 1-ton 4x crewcab short bd 15"lift
75 k-5 2x
94 king cab

I pissed off the Pussy willow god and I don't even golf.

i know that feeling there mace.