| A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. 
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
 He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
 She directs him down the correct aisle.
 A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
 ball of string on the counter.
 She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
 for your wife?
 He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
 to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
 and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
 So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
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