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The Italian says, 'When I've a finished a makina da love I go down
and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a
da bed in ecstacy.

'The Frenchman replies, 'zat is noting, when Ah've finished
making ze love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above
ze bed in pure ecstasy.

'The redneck says, 'That ain't nothing. When I've
finished porkin' the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the
window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'
ceiling.

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FIAA: Color Guard

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FIAA!

SFPP!

Where do ya'll find this stuff....Ya'll come up with the most hilarious s#$%
People email me with what they think is funny stuff all damn day clogging up my email with stuff that really ain't funny at all compared to this .....keep it coming I'm laughing my ass off

That one got me, it took me about 5 minutes to tell it to my wife. I kept seizing up laughing when I got to "the redneck says..."

My neck and abs are still sore.

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FIAA: Color Guard