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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:55 pm 
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A while back I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere.

Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be... quiet, serene and no one squawking all of the time or demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see... our government gives out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's grade school class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English; Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for our government to take down their bird feeder.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:08 pm 
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Ahhh

If only...

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damn, you said it best! especially down here in N.M. because we are so close to the border.

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damn, you said it best! especially down here in N.M. because we are so close to the border.


We feel your pain brother.

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semi-automatic rifle solves both problems and is fun in the process :twisted:

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LOL larp.

Bullets are expensive and their is way too many of both of em' that multiply way too fast.

We just need to cut off all of the freebies, take away their undeserved rights, and save the all of the benefits for our citizens that are taxpayers.

Preventing a problem is always better than solving one, and no animal or person will bother to go through a fence, trespass,and risk catching hell for it if there is nothing for them on the other side of it and it's well guarded.


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