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...that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.
After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.
He says, "I'm here about your ad."
Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"
"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.
"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.
"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.
Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"
He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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(PLATINUM STREET RODS)
Deming, NM
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