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tumwatertaz
 Post subject: My next tattoo...
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:48 am 
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A guy gets home late from work one night and his wife says angrily, "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What the hell kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my tallywacker", he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disbelief. "Why on earth would you get a stupid thing like get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your tallywacker?!"

The guy answeres "Well, first: I like to watch my money grow;

Second: once in awhile I like to play with my money;

Third: I like how money feels in my hand;

Fourth: Instead of you going out shopping and spending all of my hard-earned money all of the time, It'll make me real happy to have you stay right here at home, and go ahead and blow a hundred bucks any time you want!"
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tj white
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:43 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:44 am 
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Alrighty then...

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lol!!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:16 am 
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sick

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:23 pm 
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i love this forum. these threads make me laugh.

btw, thanks. i really needed that.

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Roadshow Bob
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:52 pm 
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yeah... you gotta love a woman that enjoys blowing your money 8O

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:42 pm 
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Speakin' of tattoos...

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I have another but NWS :roll:
Let me clarify - I have a PICTURE of another 1 that's good. Wrong but funny.

NWS - NWS - NWS - NWS !!!!!
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THIS LINK IS NOT WORK SAFE !!!!
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LUVTbucket
 Post subject: how does a turtle
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:37 pm 
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How does a turtle with no shell and no legs cross the freeway
you take the F out of free and the F out of way.
do you get it? You have to say it out loud
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