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..... a new rifle scope so he went to the gun shop and asked the clerk to see one. The clerk grabs his best scope and say's " this scope is so good you can see my house all the way up on top of that hill." So the guy looks and starts laughing. The clerk asks what is so funny? The guy say's there is some naked guy chasing a naked chick up there. He grabs the scope and looks, hands the guy two bullets and say's if you shoot my old lady in the head and shoot that guy's wanger off I'll give you that scope. The guy looks again and say's OK but I'll only need one bullet!

LMAO!