| ...went to his doctor's office 
to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man
 a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
 back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the
 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office
 and gives him the jar, which is as clean and
 empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks
 what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc,
 it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,
 but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
 nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
 with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,
 but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first
 with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and
 still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
 next door, and she tried with both hands and her
 mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked.
 "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied,
 "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't
 get the damn jar open!"
 
 
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