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...would go to church and
confess. So the first boy went up to the priest.
The priest says "What have you done bad in your
life son".

The boy responds with "I've swore to my mother."

The priest says" take one sip of holy water."

The second boys goes up to the priest and the
priest says, "What have you done bad in your
life son?"

The boy responds with "I've stolen something".

The priest says take two sips of holy water.
After every sip the third boy is laughing his
head off.

So the third boy goes up to the priest and the
priest says, "What have you done bad in your
life son"

The boy responds with, "I pissed in the holy
water."