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husband walks into Victoria Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie
>>for his wife.
>>He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
>>price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price.
>>He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the
>>lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
>>upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
>>Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
>>might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling
>>naked,
>>return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
>>So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>>The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
>>least iron it!"
>>
>>
>>He never heard the shot.
>>His Funeral was on Thursday

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