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A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift.
It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''?.
The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47,
but nice try.''
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.''
After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is.
He replies ''Lady, I'm a retired doctor and I can easily tell
how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her pants.''
So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
"check out her goods". He pauses for a moment and
then announces, ''You're 47!''
The lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?''
The old man replies ''Actually I was lying.
But I was standing right behind you when you were at McDonald's.''
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