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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2002 6:58 pm 
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thought yall could use a laugh
god knows i could

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later,
she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely
automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!


She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again"
The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got.

If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a head-on collision.

"ASSHOLE," she muttered. And, from the radio....


"Ladies and gentlemen, the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton".

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